How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.