How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.