How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.