How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

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Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist