How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.