Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

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What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.