What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.