What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."