What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"