What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.