What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"