Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Topping Jokes More Topping Jokes

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"