Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.