What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.