Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred