Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.