Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.