Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.