Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !