Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.