Why is it so hard to pronounce words in...

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.