What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.