What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post