What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.