How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...