How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute