A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
When their lips move
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
A good vacuum cleaner !
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.
It ain't hard.
I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
That's the end of me!"
It goes without saying...
Mute
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
