What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.