Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.