Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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Because it's eight more.

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.