Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome