Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.