Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.