Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.