What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball