How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "