Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome