Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome