What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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What does disappointment feel like?

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.