What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.