What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell