What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.