Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.