What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte