What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !