What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.