Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.