I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank