Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof