How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire