How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio