How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

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How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!