Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.