What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military