Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite