Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon