Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite