How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!