Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"