Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.