What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection