Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What would you like it to be ?

A joke .