Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!