Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile