Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.