Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.