Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.