Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream