Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.