What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.