What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!