What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..