Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)