Because he ate his ant for dinner!
The cold shoulder
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
I ate sand.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
Because of their tiny little anty bodies
A truant !
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
At the Groomers!
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
