Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.