Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
Her husband on a date.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!
Look, donut seeds!
Looks like rein dear"
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Never mind, I'll escalator
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
A daydreamer stares out of windows.
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
Well its a little Chewy
He was a shellfish pokemon.
Because they shared genes!
Because they chew balls.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
I'm only Peking.
No Peking!
