What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Peke Jokes More Peke Jokes

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)