Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it