Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths