What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.