D, M, C, and A.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
They bio-D-grade.
Wow you looked shocked.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
D:
D
Because he can see the D
Cause they want the D.
Frost bite. D
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
They both love Ten D's
Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
The brides are already dressed in white.
Doctor
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
Because they want the D.
Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
No sound at all, the D is silent
CAPS LOCK
Because red means stop D
The D is silent.
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
Dip it in ranch.
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
They're not infallible
The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D
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a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
The D
Because he'd D graded her.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Onions" was his dog... D:
Give her the D.
The letter D.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
Cause she got a D
It made him wed his plants!
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
The letter "D" !
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
The D. It's huge.
Blon-D
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
He whale-d
Because DEEZ NUTS!
She wants the D.
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
D--Dos
Oui-d
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Water you doing
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Tep on the brake 'tupid.
Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.
Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!
ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.
How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
Second gear.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Because love means nothing to them!
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Doverkiin.
An erection and a place to put it.
The US Presidential Campaign!
Because he is too big to fail.
