What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.