Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!