Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."