Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic